Random PUI PUI PUI
Wed night spent at Zouk Winebar was well-spent with Mr. Koh, XF, jen,
dodo dody & YL.
Lots of crapping, endless scandalous fotos. Topped with 1-for-1 'cheap' booze for all.
1 of the key nonsense that XF crapped was abt the old HAPPY. (u know which 1. the 1 at Tg Pagar..)
Anyway she was exclaiming that nice guys are either:
1) Attached/Married
2) Monks
3) Gay
4) Ugly & Fudgy
5) Dumb
6) Some/All of the above
If I ever fall into this category, I'll pick (3) , (4) & (5). [Cos I got 自知之明, so i chose (4) & (5).]
This way, at least no one dares to lay hands on my insurance claim.
[So I can freaking donate them all to charity!]
Anyway it was like a freaking SMU Fuckfest last night. Met Edward, Russell, Kinseng & other folks there.
I think most of the SSU folks were there, along with the dance folks and perhaps the more happening people from Biz. [Acc ppl mugging in lib. lalala...]
It was packed like mad at winebar already, I swear.
Mambo side was worse.
It's kind of disappointing yet of a sort of relief that I didn't went Mambo after that with the gals.
[Although I wanted to.]
No, I didn't have any meetings or what's not the next morning [proj mate sick, so meeting cancelled.]
And yes, the queue's pretty long that I decided no point going.
since i might not get free priority entry as citibank cardholder+ I just don't believe in spending more for the night and not getting high and drunk.
No I'm not drunk. I'm pretty much thirsty still, though tired. =*(
Besides, 10 jugs only for 6 of us, Dody's pretty gone and I'm on auto-pilot cos I'm FREAKING sleepy.
So bad I had to stop over for bak kut teh cos I'm sleepy and tired. Bah.
Guess I need to rest more in advance if I plan to drink next time.
Anyway another all-time nonsense from Biz Analysis class today as illustration for IT strategies...
"A good example will be comparing a maid & a wife.
When u're single, it's more affordable to outsource & get a maid cos u dun haf that much activity to reap EOS. Thus outsourcing generates savings.
However when activity increases till a point where the maid is more costly, u get married. Then u can insource and be an outsourcer for others!"
With classes like these, it's hard to fall asleep. Though I still do.
There's no rest for the wicked, remember?
On a sidenote, facebook does lots of nonsense.
U suddenly realise that many of those cute frens of urs were all attached. Bah.
As though those gals are like slots for JAP101. Taken up immediately with high bids @ the 1st instance possible.
Anyway a brand new day tomorrow. Let's see how things go. =P
Labels: drinking, random ranting
Midnite Blues
Officially on this blog, this will be the 994th post, meaning 6 more to go before reaching the milestone of 1000...
But I guess it'll take forever probably.
No wonder yanfang took like forever in the past to post a short entry.
Anyway, with hectic schedules and never-ending workload, my only relief lies in the form of liquor...
Too bad the Macallan looks too new to be opened...(I'll probably get yelled at...)
Guess I'll have to make do with the opened Blue Label instead...
Guess Blue's the new black huh? I'm feeling pretty blue now too...
Labels: blah blah..., drinking, school
Chalet, PT + Gavin's birthday...
I'm really sorry that I haven't been blogging alot.
Much as I wished to blog, but something's pulling me back from doing so.
Perhaps I'm still enshadowed by the past afterall..So I guess I'll let the fotos do the speaking then?
28th July 2007...After a couple of drinks... (Ok, perhaps many couples of drinks...)
Weird nonsense happens...
1st the mass bonging left-right-centre, in-out, up-down, up-up-down-down-A-A-B-B Start...
Followed by Unca A pouncing on the target for 2nd round...
And having a ravaged target finding someone to seek help...
And the attacker proud and gay...
And the ending shot before Unca A falls back into deep sleep...
(So Titanic!!!)
THE END. Bah. =P
10th Aug 2007. Got mobilised for PT + Gavin's bdae @ Movida.
Table's laden with lots of poison for choice already when Nad & I arrived.
Shortly after, poor Ah Yee J gotta take the rap for her bf cos her bf smoked out sometime along the way.
Then, 莫名其妙 got dancers and live band come out.
Machiam like Bollywood lidat, something happened den everyone's out to dance.
A frontal shot...
For some reason though, TK wasn't pleased with it.
Thus the totem of freedom.
Shortly after, TK found alternate source of leisure.
Although it looks as though someone pulled an rear-entry off on him while he attempts it on M.
After that, TK tried to pull off another stint on the bdae boy...
Only to be told, "Sorry we don't serve banana split here..."
Anyway, my biggest surprise for the night came in the form of finger food.
OMG! How come Movida sells such nice fried finger food?!?!
It's akin to KTV Pubs!!!
Anyway, drinking with the outlaws' fun yet weird.
Apparently, the bottles seem to defy the laws of matter conservation.
Cos they just don't seem to empty.
either that, or they just keep coming.
And the best shot of the day??
The sexy back from
JF's bdae back then strikes back!
(Though Alex tries to get a piece of it this time...)
Doesn't this look sooooo familiar?
Hmmm perhaps not.
Oh well.
That's all.
As for the rest of the stories, go fill in the blank.
Bah. Time for zzz...
Sweet dreams are only for the naive sheeps.
Reality's for the forsaken souls...
Labels: blah blah..., drinking, events, picture, random ranting
Right Now...
I bet Eugene must have been laughing his ass off at me downing a can of beer while walking from 7-11 back to the classroom.
Bet he must be praying hard that I burped damn loudly during class. (which I eventually did, but in a muffled way)
Anyway Breda beer's possibly 1 of the cheapest and most evurl nonsense I found so far in 7-11.
@ $2.20 a can, u can get a couple of cans and drink urself silly.
Like me. In the middle of the day no less.
Just don't drink too much and let the gas build up in u. It sux.
Too bad though that the lack of sleep the previous night only serves to make me more drowsy.
[maybe shld try drinking for next class again and sleep more.]
Labels: blah blah..., drinking, school
Sorries, Weary...
I'm sorry for everything.
For neglecting you, for letting u cry.
And everything else.
But meanwhile, I could use some whiskey.
And lots of sudoku to keep my mind occupied.
Or perhaps blank.
I need a vacation.
Labels: apology, drinking, random ranting
JF's Birthday @ Zouk
(Disclaimer: Some part of the entry may not be entirely factual in nature. Any censoring of face, pls inform me.)
(Warning: Super long picture-filled post)
Last Friday night was spent with the folks @ Zouk to do the countdown to JF's birthday.
Nad and I was slightly late but still on time wor.
We were told that there were champagnes, long islands,
flaming lamborghini,
shots, (dunno what shots)
martell, vodka orange, vodka cranberry, vodka ribena and god-knows-what-other-drinks.
(Oh, that's just Alex camwhoring with drinks)
And of cos, you don't call it a birthday unless you have the birthday boy drink the flaming lambos.
Oh yah, the fun doesn't just stop there.
It's just the start of 2nd and 3rd and...etc. rounds. =)
So soon comes the 2nd round of lambo before everyone realises.
On the other end of the drinking spectrum, we have the 'non'-alcoholics who discovered something...
Redbull! Lots of it!!!!
Apparently,
Nadia the redbull
freak lover can't resist camwhoring with her beloved redbull.
To the extent she almost had to become 1 herself. =)
But wait! She had a better plan!
"I might as well take everything", she thought.
Unfortunately, some thirsty
poor soul guy decide to turn to redbull to quench their thirst.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!", Nadia cried out.
And then we heard a loud "ARGHHHHHHH!!!!!"
There you go, a
lovebite on the arm.
And Nadia got back her redbull and she live happily ever after.
Moral of the story? Ask before you take.
Especially a redbull from a redbull lover.
Anyway Redbull works wonders.
Like giving our petite nadia the
unholy incredible strength to carry
Joelle who is taller than her.
Anyway,
someone was spotted with a
sexy back and some of the barflies just can't resisting 'molesting' and teasing it.
God-knows-who's-groping-from-the-left-and-pulling-on-the-right..
Anyway, nadia got so infatuated with the back that she can't help posing for a photo beside it.
Only if she had extended her tongue out and lick it. =P
On a side note, weird things have been happening the whole night.
For starters, we have weird finger invading photo shots.
It was first spotted when Gaston happened to get shot.
After much tracing, we managed to spot it again when Joyce, Cherylyn & Nadia's having their 'Gals-only' shot.
The second weird phenomenon was that after severe intoxication, drinkers tend to lose control of their tongues, as shown in the fotos below.
(L: Alex licking Nadia. R: Gaston trying to lick Rainne)
And of cos, part of the side effects of intoxication includes random 'crashing' to people's fotoshots.
All in all, it was a great night, even though our bdae boy eventually got pwned by dunno-who-with-dunno-what.
Here's to you JF, Happy Birthday!
(Ok, belated bdae)
Labels: alcohol, bdae, cowboybar, drinking, picture
Guess what...
Anyone care to guess what the heck I cooked??
This is supposed to be a cheese omelette, but apparently no matter how I look @ it, it doesn't seem like 1.
It doesn't really smell fab (cheese smell fab 1 meh?), and it certainly looks like shit, and well the taste...
Well at least it taste pretty gd according to my standard, considering I'll not hesitate to 'waste' food if it's badly done.
After some AAR, apparently the problem seems to lie with the use of too much cheese.
Cos while turning the omelette (big mistake cos all the cheese gathered on top), the cheese sticked onto the pan.
Guess even non-stick pans oso can't stand the wrath of cheese.
Even sticky than some organic substance like u-know-what-i-toking-abt. Like chewing gum. =P
On a side note, here's some sneak preview of what happened..
It's a night full of
bare nice backs...
with weird growth of fingers...
A night of pinch and bites... (no prize for guessing who)
And of cos, we can't forget that statue of RedBull...
(no prize again for guessing. anyway how come they din pay u $$ for advertising for them?!)
Anyway more updates after I finish editing and stuff. =)
Labels: drinking, picture, random ranting
Stubborn-ness..
For once in a long long time, the dumbest event happened:
"Drink, Puke, Clean-up, repeat process."
I'm sure if there's ever an award for the stupidest person, I'll be the sole nominee and winner for it.
On a side note, now i know that...
1) I seem to react adversely to absolut ruby red (and other vodkas) but not to martell,
2) Hard liquor and donuts don't go well hand in hand, especially strawberry donuts.
3) Strawberry jam + hard liquor = pink puke. (Not exactly an awesome view)
4) I haven't had breakfast, lunch and dinner for the 2nd day running...
Labels: drinking, random ranting
