Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Temp Post

Yes, I'm still non-functional and down, despite all the ups that's been going on like the free tixs from MX team & Nuffnang, and even renewal of my source of extra $$ for AY07-08.
(Who don't want extra pocket $$ to live like a king anyway?!)

Meanwhile, thou shall post something nice (yet censored to protect the gaylords) for all...
Presenting, the gaylords among the hedonistic barflies of the cowboy bar...

(Koped from RationalNeurotic's blog)

Presenting, Uncle Fong humping Mr H, who happens to go down on Mike, who's being 'backstabbed' by a horny CT.

More nonsense fotos to be up soon.
As for how soon, guess it depends...
Afterall, I take a long time to recover. bah.

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

A msn dialogue abt wishlist

Ok, tis ish a longer version of the conversation which YuNz posted regarding her wishlist.
Consider that I'm freaking bored. Anyway let's get pink starry earstuds for her k?
She LOVES PINK!!! Pink ish da bomb for her. =P (later she come whack me liao)

CoWg0eSm0o~!!(*Cow ish crazy*)[random bouts of suffocation]
pls include "1) blowup doll"
CoWg0eSm0o~!!(*Cow ish crazy*)[random bouts of suffocation]
=D
XVll YuNz. .パンキッシュ☆.
HAR
XVll YuNz. .パンキッシュ☆.
for what fuck

CoWg0eSm0o~!!(*Cow ish crazy*)[random bouts of suffocation]
for fuck lor
CoWg0eSm0o~!!(*Cow ish crazy*)[random bouts of suffocation]
=D
CoWg0eSm0o~!!(*Cow ish crazy*)[random bouts of suffocation]
wahah
CoWg0eSm0o~!!(*Cow ish crazy*)[random bouts of suffocation]
precisely for fuck wat
XVll YuNz. .パンキッシュ☆.
...

XVll YuNz. .パンキッシュ☆.
i dont have any use for it what
CoWg0eSm0o~!!(*Cow ish crazy*)[random bouts of suffocation]
nvm, can keep for future
CoWg0eSm0o~!!(*Cow ish crazy*)[random bouts of suffocation]
if hubby dun give u
CoWg0eSm0o~!!(*Cow ish crazy*)[random bouts of suffocation]
u can use
XVll YuNz. .パンキッシュ☆.
...


I just can't help laughing at the last part abt hubby.

In the meantime, pls donate to the "save moomoo fund" k, so I can go see a doc abt that stupid chest pain & suffocating symptoms which I experience when i !#$%^&&*.
Thank U~

P.S. desktop still under siege by trojan. Machiam like Agent Smith, keep replicating.

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Thursday, June 07, 2007

Happy Bdae to...

Our dear barfly, Starmist ah yee Jie Jie.
May you have many years of great selfless volunteering to come, so that U can rid the world of asshats make the world a better place.
And oh, more Wala sessions!

Now, don't say I insincere or bad memory, no remember ur bdae.
Afterall, even if I din use the bdae list from the bar, there's always frenster.

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Friday, June 01, 2007

Marriage & Guys...

As posted by Uncle Fong Alex in the bar.

When you agree to marry him:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!!

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Thursday, May 24, 2007

Qiaoyun & her PS3

Remember not too long ago, Qiaoyun posted up fotos of her with her Wii, and then later with her PS3??
Apparently, some of the barflies were having so much fun making posters @ diy.despair.com that they decided to make 1 for her too..

So the 1st 1's done by our in-house residential m3w Rational Neurotic.


Shortly after, Kingmeng the Ah Meng came up with his own version...


And all these makes me wonder...How come office workers so free 1???

Anyway, here's my version of the poster...
(No pun intended to anyone or the advertising industry wor)
poster81969986

Bet QY had lots of fun with her PS3 though...
I want a PS3 too!!! =(

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Monday, May 21, 2007

JF's Birthday @ Zouk

(Disclaimer: Some part of the entry may not be entirely factual in nature. Any censoring of face, pls inform me.)
(Warning: Super long picture-filled post)
Last Friday night was spent with the folks @ Zouk to do the countdown to JF's birthday.
Nad and I was slightly late but still on time wor.
We were told that there were champagnes, long islands,
Drinks Drinks...
flaming lamborghini,
Lambo round 1
shots, (dunno what shots)
More drinks
martell, vodka orange, vodka cranberry, vodka ribena and god-knows-what-other-drinks.
Camwhoring 5
(Oh, that's just Alex camwhoring with drinks)

And of cos, you don't call it a birthday unless you have the birthday boy drink the flaming lambos.
Junxiong drinks

Oh yah, the fun doesn't just stop there.
It's just the start of 2nd and 3rd and...etc. rounds. =)
Lambo round 2
So soon comes the 2nd round of lambo before everyone realises.

On the other end of the drinking spectrum, we have the 'non'-alcoholics who discovered something...
Redbull Mania
Redbull! Lots of it!!!!

Apparently, Nadia the redbull freak lover can't resist camwhoring with her beloved redbull.
nad & redbull 1

To the extent she almost had to become 1 herself. =)
Nad does he redbull

But wait! She had a better plan!
Nadia & her redbull
"I might as well take everything", she thought.

Unfortunately, some thirsty poor soul guy decide to turn to redbull to quench their thirst.
nadia protects her redbull
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!", Nadia cried out.

And then we heard a loud "ARGHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Bites
There you go, a lovebite on the arm.
And Nadia got back her redbull and she live happily ever after.
Moral of the story? Ask before you take.
Especially a redbull from a redbull lover.

Anyway Redbull works wonders.
Nadia carries Joelle
Like giving our petite nadia the unholy incredible strength to carry Joelle who is taller than her.

Anyway, someone was spotted with a sexy back and some of the barflies just can't resisting 'molesting' and teasing it.
Back & hands
God-knows-who's-groping-from-the-left-and-pulling-on-the-right..

Anyway, nadia got so infatuated with the back that she can't help posing for a photo beside it.
Nadia & cherylyn's back
Only if she had extended her tongue out and lick it. =P

On a side note, weird things have been happening the whole night.

For starters, we have weird finger invading photo shots.
It was first spotted when Gaston happened to get shot.
Invasion of the Finger 1
After much tracing, we managed to spot it again when Joyce, Cherylyn & Nadia's having their 'Gals-only' shot.
Invasion of the Finger 2

The second weird phenomenon was that after severe intoxication, drinkers tend to lose control of their tongues, as shown in the fotos below.
Camwhoring 2Camwhoring 1
(L: Alex licking Nadia. R: Gaston trying to lick Rainne)

And of cos, part of the side effects of intoxication includes random 'crashing' to people's fotoshots.
Camwhoring 3

All in all, it was a great night, even though our bdae boy eventually got pwned by dunno-who-with-dunno-what.
Camwhoring 4
Here's to you JF, Happy Birthday!
(Ok, belated bdae)

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