Marketing 101 for dummies...
for my 999th post on tis damn blog (of cos there's more than 999 but that's a diff story...), I chose tis interesting article that I came across on Marketing...
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” -
That’s Direct Marketing2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. Marry him.” -
That’s Advertising3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.” -
That’s Telemarketing4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: “By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?” -
That’s Public Relations5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: “You are very rich! Can you marry! Me?” -
That’s Brand recognition6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. -
That’s Customer Feedback7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. -
That’s demand and supply gap8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him -
That’s competition eating into your market share9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her! and bef ore you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. -
That’s restriction for entering new marketsLabels: blah blah..., funny
A msn dialogue abt wishlist
Ok, tis ish a longer version of the conversation which
YuNz posted regarding her wishlist.
Consider that I'm freaking bored. Anyway let's get pink starry earstuds for her k?
She LOVES PINK!!! Pink ish da bomb for her. =P (later she come whack me liao)
CoWg0eSm0o~!!(*Cow ish crazy*)[random bouts of suffocation]
pls include "1) blowup doll"
CoWg0eSm0o~!!(*Cow ish crazy*)[random bouts of suffocation]
=D
XVll YuNz. .パンキッシュ☆.
HAR
XVll YuNz. .パンキッシュ☆.
for what fuck
CoWg0eSm0o~!!(*Cow ish crazy*)[random bouts of suffocation]
for fuck lor
CoWg0eSm0o~!!(*Cow ish crazy*)[random bouts of suffocation]
=D
CoWg0eSm0o~!!(*Cow ish crazy*)[random bouts of suffocation]
wahah
CoWg0eSm0o~!!(*Cow ish crazy*)[random bouts of suffocation]
precisely for fuck wat
XVll YuNz. .パンキッシュ☆.
...
XVll YuNz. .パンキッシュ☆.
i dont have any use for it what
CoWg0eSm0o~!!(*Cow ish crazy*)[random bouts of suffocation]
nvm, can keep for future
CoWg0eSm0o~!!(*Cow ish crazy*)[random bouts of suffocation]
if hubby dun give u
CoWg0eSm0o~!!(*Cow ish crazy*)[random bouts of suffocation]
u can use
XVll YuNz. .パンキッシュ☆.
...I just can't help laughing at the last part abt hubby.
In the meantime, pls donate to the "save moomoo fund" k, so I can go see a doc abt that stupid chest pain & suffocating symptoms which I experience when i !#$%^&&*.
Thank U~
P.S. desktop still under siege by trojan. Machiam like Agent Smith, keep replicating.
Labels: blah blah..., cowboybar, funny, random ranting
Russell Peters on Sri lankans
Have fun...Enjoy...
Labels: comedy, funny, Russell Peters, video
Funny Hitler Video
Courtesy of the Ah Yee Joelle, who found this...
Labels: comedy, funny, video
Marriage & Guys...
As posted by
Uncle Fong Alex in the
bar.
When you agree to marry him:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!!
Labels: blah blah..., cowboybar, funny, marriage, relationship
Qiaoyun & her PS3
Remember not too long ago,
Qiaoyun posted up fotos of her with her
Wii, and then later with her
PS3??
Apparently, some of the
barflies were having so much fun making posters @
diy.despair.com that they decided to make 1 for her too..
So the 1st 1's done by our in-house residential
m3w Rational Neurotic.
Shortly after,
Kingmeng the Ah Meng came up with his own version...
And all these makes me wonder...How come office workers so free 1???
Anyway, here's my version of the poster...
(No pun intended to anyone or the advertising industry wor)
Bet QY had lots of fun with her PS3 though...
I want a PS3 too!!! =(
Labels: blogosphere, cowboybar, funny, picture
Of vibrators, dildos & airport staff [abit nsfw]
Recently, I've been reading some articles about sex & the use of sex toys (namely the vibrator & the dildo) via different sources, like the usual
cowboybar where we have the unwritten logo "All threads eventually led to sex", some stupid articles here and there (not PRON site k?), and of cos from the blogs of some of the barflies too.
Like Sunshin3.Which suddenly in this weird hour (thinking abt sex toys at 3am is weird enough), I thought of something really crazy.
What happen if a lady got stopped at the boarding gate at the airport cos the vibrator caused the metal detector to go off?
I wonder how the security crew's gonna react when the lady tells him/her
(more hilarious if it's a him) abt the toy down under?
Imagine this dialogue:
staff: "Sorry but there's some metallic stuff on u. I'll have to check with
the sensor." (now high-tech, no need hand-search)
-*scan scan* buzzer go off around hip area-
staff: "Can u empty ur pockets?/May I know what's inside ur
skirt/pants/shorts/whatever u can think of?"
Lady: "Oh it's just a vibrator/(whisper/speak softly)...eh....eh....it's
a...eh...vibrator..."
Staff: "What?! A vibrator?!(optional)"
Imagine all the looks that would draw at the airport. =P
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On a sidenote, too much finance and accounting crap is bad for the brain.
No wonder I'm typing such nonsense.
To
Veron: pls dun take up accountancy k? I don't wish for another person I know to go crazy.
Must be the lack of sleep and overwork from endless mugging for exams that's causing all these crankiness.
I need a good rest after exam. =(
Labels: funny, random ranting, sex and the city, society's crap-shit
Gifts...
Something funny that fellow barfly
r3gular posted in the thread "Men are Romantic" on the
Cowboy Bar (CCB) forum, in response to another barfly's post + abit of his own:
lame> 
The most lomantic thing must be to buy a huge box and a big ribbon. Tie the big ribbon on yourself, and bring the huge box to your SO's doorstep. Press the doorbell, hide into the box and then...
*POP!*
*SURPRISES!~!!!!! *.......... and then...
.... oh.. it's her mum.
Times like these, it makes you think twice about calling out 'dear' when you're making fonecalls to ur S/O's home and she/he's staying with her/his parents.
You never know afterall who's gonna pick up the fone.
Labels: funny, random ranting, relationship
