Top 10 questions we can never find a freaking answer to...
1) How can those damn birds fly and crap at the same time? (@#^$^)
2) How come some claim to be democratic when they govern like autocrats/tyrants/communists/whatever fark shit u can think of?
3) How come a blowjob is called blowjob when it's all about sucking?
4) Why does it always seem like problems in society only get resolved after we start to pay the gahmen more? (read: Mazda test car accident & asshat Regan Lee Da Wen)
5) Why does it always seem like problems in society gets worse after the gahmen solved other problems?
6) How come some people can say some things, then turn their back on it and have the subject matter jailed, and act as though nothing happened? (read: homosexuals)
7) How come people say the nicest, damnest things during elections, only to do the opposite? [How come they always omit the not-so-nice stuff?]
8) How come Singaporeans are open to 'open bribery' in times of election and not realise it's bribery?
9) How come Singapore Zoological Garden don't have magic pony? I want a magic pony too! [magic mushroom/shrooms will do as well]
10) Why is it that God gave women the gift of unlimited orgasm, whereas men are only granted a max limit of orgasm within a limited period?
bleh. I can't think of any more nonsensical shit.
Care to contribute?
Labels: blah blah..., dumb singaporeans, global and world nonsense, sex and the city, society's crap-shit
Of vibrators, dildos & airport staff [abit nsfw]
Recently, I've been reading some articles about sex & the use of sex toys (namely the vibrator & the dildo) via different sources, like the usual
cowboybar where we have the unwritten logo "All threads eventually led to sex", some stupid articles here and there (not PRON site k?), and of cos from the blogs of some of the barflies too.
Like Sunshin3.Which suddenly in this weird hour (thinking abt sex toys at 3am is weird enough), I thought of something really crazy.
What happen if a lady got stopped at the boarding gate at the airport cos the vibrator caused the metal detector to go off?
I wonder how the security crew's gonna react when the lady tells him/her
(more hilarious if it's a him) abt the toy down under?
Imagine this dialogue:
staff: "Sorry but there's some metallic stuff on u. I'll have to check with
the sensor." (now high-tech, no need hand-search)
-*scan scan* buzzer go off around hip area-
staff: "Can u empty ur pockets?/May I know what's inside ur
skirt/pants/shorts/whatever u can think of?"
Lady: "Oh it's just a vibrator/(whisper/speak softly)...eh....eh....it's
a...eh...vibrator..."
Staff: "What?! A vibrator?!(optional)"
Imagine all the looks that would draw at the airport. =P
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On a sidenote, too much finance and accounting crap is bad for the brain.
No wonder I'm typing such nonsense.
To
Veron: pls dun take up accountancy k? I don't wish for another person I know to go crazy.
Must be the lack of sleep and overwork from endless mugging for exams that's causing all these crankiness.
I need a good rest after exam. =(
Labels: funny, random ranting, sex and the city, society's crap-shit
