1st Oct...
To all the
deprived childhood folks people I know in the world,
HAPPY CHILDREN'S DAY!!!!
In
Cowboy Caleb's words, "MAY U HAVE A MAGIC PONY!!!"
P.S. while you're having fun or bringing ur kids out to world or whatsoever, please spare a thought for the poor kids in Africa and other 3rd world countries, and kindly make a small donation to them.
Every single cent counts. Thanks.
Labels: blah blah..., global and world nonsense
Top 10 questions we can never find a freaking answer to...
1) How can those damn birds fly and crap at the same time? (@#^$^)
2) How come some claim to be democratic when they govern like autocrats/tyrants/communists/whatever fark shit u can think of?
3) How come a blowjob is called blowjob when it's all about sucking?
4) Why does it always seem like problems in society only get resolved after we start to pay the gahmen more? (read: Mazda test car accident & asshat Regan Lee Da Wen)
5) Why does it always seem like problems in society gets worse after the gahmen solved other problems?
6) How come some people can say some things, then turn their back on it and have the subject matter jailed, and act as though nothing happened? (read: homosexuals)
7) How come people say the nicest, damnest things during elections, only to do the opposite? [How come they always omit the not-so-nice stuff?]
8) How come Singaporeans are open to 'open bribery' in times of election and not realise it's bribery?
9) How come Singapore Zoological Garden don't have magic pony? I want a magic pony too! [magic mushroom/shrooms will do as well]
10) Why is it that God gave women the gift of unlimited orgasm, whereas men are only granted a max limit of orgasm within a limited period?
bleh. I can't think of any more nonsensical shit.
Care to contribute?
Labels: blah blah..., dumb singaporeans, global and world nonsense, sex and the city, society's crap-shit
China's Surname Woes & its unforeseen problems
Taken from
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/afp_asiapacific/view/281699/1/.htmlBEIJING: With more than a billion people now sharing just 100
surnames, Chinese authorities are considering a landmark move to try and end the
confusion, state media reported on Tuesday. [...]
[...]Under a new draft regulation released by the ministry of
public security, parents will be able to combine their surnames for their
children, a move that could open up 1.28 million new possibilities, the China
Daily newspaper said.
For instance, a father named Zhou and mother named Zhu could
choose to call their child either Zhou, Zhu, Zhouzhu or Zhuzhou, the report
added. [...]
Do you know what that means? A whole lot of mismatched new surnames!!
There is sure bound to be funny combinations popping up.
According to what I gathered from the
barflies in the bar, here are some funny combinations contributed by them:
Huang + Li = HuangLi (Pineapple in chinese)
Tan + Gao = TanGao (cake in chinese)
Toh + Cai + Tao = Toh Cai Tao ('cut carrot head' in dialect) [give the English name Robert for better effect: TohCaiTao Robert]
Mo + Li = MoLi [given name = Ka Chen]
Lee + Lee = LeeLee [given name = Lily Lili]
Chia + Chia = ChiaChia [sounds like Cha Cha]
See + See = SeeSee [now how sissy can the guy get?]
See + Gao = SeeGao [dead dog in dialect]
See + Wang = SeeWang [hope in chinese]
Wu + Long = WuLong [blur in chinese]
Wu + Gui = WuGui [turtle in chinese]
Long + Gan = Longgan ['nuff said]
Lau + Sai = LauSai [so Andy Lau shldn't date a taiwanese tribal gal]
Chee + Bai = Chee..[you know the rest]
So Dr. Chee better not go China and get married to a woman surnamed Bai.
Or he'll be a even bigger laughing stock.
But it could be very messy in the future.
Not to mention, think of the poor folks 2 or more generations downwards when their parents with 2 or more surnames marry each other.
Imagine a LeeLee marries another LeeLee and call their daughter Lily, Lizhen.
Think about what could happen when she goes to the doctor and tells the nurse her name.
Lizhen: "I'm Lily LeeLeeLeeLee Lizhen."
Nurse: "WTF?! Oei dun come here kajiao else I call police."
Lizhen: -_-
Get my point? Besides, think of that poor kid of Mr Chow & Ms SeeSee.
That poor son of theirs will be ChowSeeSee Robert/Alex/god-knows-wtf-guy's-name...
So pls... Have a cap on the number of combined surnames you can freaking have in a name.
You don't want to have your kid's surname longer than their own name.
That sucks, especially in exam.
*update* Thanks to Vincent for this latest contribution of Andy Lau + Sai Mei Mei...
Labels: blah blah..., global and world nonsense, inspirational shit, random ranting, society's crap-shit
