Monday, June 18, 2007

Top 10 questions we can never find a freaking answer to...

1) How can those damn birds fly and crap at the same time? (@#^$^)

2) How come some claim to be democratic when they govern like autocrats/tyrants/communists/whatever fark shit u can think of?

3) How come a blowjob is called blowjob when it's all about sucking?

4) Why does it always seem like problems in society only get resolved after we start to pay the gahmen more? (read: Mazda test car accident & asshat Regan Lee Da Wen)

5) Why does it always seem like problems in society gets worse after the gahmen solved other problems?

6) How come some people can say some things, then turn their back on it and have the subject matter jailed, and act as though nothing happened? (read: homosexuals)

7) How come people say the nicest, damnest things during elections, only to do the opposite? [How come they always omit the not-so-nice stuff?]

8) How come Singaporeans are open to 'open bribery' in times of election and not realise it's bribery?

9) How come Singapore Zoological Garden don't have magic pony? I want a magic pony too! [magic mushroom/shrooms will do as well]

10) Why is it that God gave women the gift of unlimited orgasm, whereas men are only granted a max limit of orgasm within a limited period?

bleh. I can't think of any more nonsensical shit.
Care to contribute?

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At 10:33 pm, June 18, 2007, Anonymous shell said...

Hmm... I asked my ex-bf about the BJ. He told me it's because it looks like the woman is blowing a whistle... Personally I think it's bullshit, cos when cheeks are hollowed in, it DEFINITELY looks like sucking!

At 10:51 pm, June 18, 2007, Blogger CoW g0eS Mo0 m0o~! said...

shelled> i dunno... cos i nv kena b4 or see b4 either...


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