I Thought What I'd Do Was,
I'd Pretend I Was One Of Those Deaf-mutes.

Confession

I'm tired.
Anyone care to do my reports and handle all my admin nonsense for me?

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Overwhelmed

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容易吃醋的女人

今天我和莫个阿姨在谈话中时，她跟我说她的宝贝小猪有时对她不闻不问，有时又对她不理不睬，几乎忽视了她。

她还说要不是小猪对她不错，不然问题（"呆及") ‘大条’lor...
我想，幸亏小猪对她还不错，不然她一定找把剪刀来把他的鸡鸡给剪丢。

最可笑的就是，她说她很容易就会吃醋。
所以要是她的小猪做出任何有如出轨的行为或是动作，她一定立刻和他翻脸，一点也毫不留情。

今天就写阿姨的是是非非到这为止，改天来日方长...

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Sudoku & Me...

1st, I received this afew weeks ago...

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Cow is an IDIOT...

And I'm pretty sure some of U knows why.
Especially the ah yees.

Cow is dumb, stupid, idiotic, fat, slow & UGLY.
DAMN, sounds like I ish condemned. Oh well...
Need lots of rest for tomorrow. =(

Meanwhile some donuts posters for U asshats out there...
We have the 1st poster that's meant to tease u asshats...


The 2nd 1 to describe some idiots (like me) who actually queued for 4hrs just to get some rings...
(how come everytime take longer and longer?)


The 3rd 1 is just to poke fun as idiots who queue up blindly for Hello Kitty & Donuts alike. (not me!)


And this last 1? Just a more crude version of the 3rd..


Now, I wonder if there'll be a fighting incident over queue-cutting for donuts, like what happened for the hello kitty years ago? =P

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Accounting & Me..

Bleh, today's paper went on well...
Way too well... Q1 within time limit & balances, Q2 within reach...
Until I realise something weird.
Q2's bal. sheet don't balance!!!

So the engineer in me told me to investigate and I discovered why.
And in the mids of correcting the double entry,guess what?
I made the wrong adjustment.
I realised I DR both fin. cost & option, when only 1 is required.

So when adjusting, instead of doing this:
DR finance cost
CR 8% loan note (cos unwinding of PV)

I did this:
DR Option to convert into equity
CR 8% loan note
(Which of cos freaking balances cos the outstanding figure is removed)

It's soooooo freaking retarding when I realise what I just freaking did.
Not to mention, I screwed up my Option to Convert part cos I omitted the PV of future interest payment in my calculation for PVFCF. =(


And the bigger screw-up? I USED treatment 1 & 2 when it's just 1 OR 2.
In the 5th qn (I skipped Q4 cos calculating so many ratios seems intimidating. Especially if U freaking got FRS 105 on discontinued ops involved), govt grant came out.
And damn, I only browsed thru it so quickly.

So guess what?
The qn asked for grant for buying plant.
So either u do (1):
DR grant receivable 48
CR NCA (offset the cost) 48

or (2):
DR grant receivable 48
CR deferred income 48

So guess what mr smartie cow here did??
DR grant receivable 48
CR NCA 48
CR deferred income 48

& of cos it doesn't balance, which I tot "AHH! *lightbulb* must be deferred asset!"
And I happily wrote DR deferred asset 48.
Now comes the shitty part. While checking, I realised something wrong.
If cash comes in in the future, den I will DR cash 48 and CR ??? 48???
The ??? is the biggest problem.

And there you go, I'm screwed.
Especially when I only did 3/4 questions. That's 75 marks max for moi. =(

ARGHHH!!! I WANNA RAWRRRRRR.
I dun wanna retake. =(

On side note, at least I can afford to play sudoku more now.
The trial puzzle in the handbook seems easy, but I write slow leh. =(

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