I Thought What I'd Do Was,
I'd Pretend I Was One Of Those Deaf-mutes.

I will survive... (UnXpected version)

'Koped' from Duckie, who nicely typed out the 4" version of "I will survive" sung by the UnXpected.. =P
of cos though it is not the version done by shirlyn as she got plus, minus, times, divide abit...
[like the part on "Poke it with a toothpick and dip it in chilli sauce"...]

(sung to the tune of I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor and the original lyrics here)

At first I was afraid, I was petrified
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I spent so many years waiting for a man that long
That I grew strong, and I knew I could take you on…

But there you go, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you’ve brought me a French Fry
I should have known that it was bulls***, just a sad path
Should have known that there was no Anaconda lurking in those pants!

I will survive!
I will survive!
Cos as long as I have batteries,
My sex life, it will thrive!

I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive!
I will survive!
Hey Hey!..

…It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with all your ego and to hell with all your needs
Now I’m saving all my lovin’ for a cordless multispeed!

I will survive!
I will survive!
Cos as long as I have batteries,
My sex life, it will thrive!

I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive!
I will survive!
Hey Hey!..

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