Thursday, May 25, 2006

Changing a lightbulb

Taken from an ACJC class blog... Hilarious like nuts...
(Not by me hor. Anything not happy, settle with the ACJCians~)

Q: How many RJC students doesit take to change a lightbulb??
A: 4 whole faculties.
One fac to design the new bulb, one fac to test it out,
one fac to market it and one guy to write a stupid Email about lightbulbs.

Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school.....
to compete with RJC.........

Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school.......
one to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many NJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb??
A: None. They can study without light.

Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs...

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change lightbulb??
A: None......they use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.

Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None.....only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate
(how do you think they're able to change it for AC?)

Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: They'd prefer it darker..........(hmmm...*raise eyebrow*)......

Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None......Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry. ( not true hor!)

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: Would they bother??

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None.....they believe in praying for it. (hee hee~)

Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None.....they are still using oil lamps.

Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: Huh, wat litebarb ...

Q: Dun you guys wonder who wrote this?
A: TJC!

Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright already. (...)

Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: F**K the lightbulb la, the principal will do something bout it.
let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.

Q: How many MI students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: 100, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 99 to turn the ceiling.

3 MoOeD~!!

At 2:05 pm, May 25, 2006, Anonymous rationalneurotic said...

wah! Protest man...
How many PJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
Ans: No one really cares. The lightbulb is not important as we're all too busy being angry with ACJC for being asses... oh, sorry. I forgot. They are all engineered that way.

anyways... I'm from PJC, and my sis is from ACJC.. I've nothing against any persons per se, but against anyone with less than half a brain... even though they put their balls up there willingly.

Bleah

 
At 5:46 pm, May 25, 2006, Blogger vvicctt said...

hahahahahaaaa!!!
good one there (:

 
At 8:08 pm, May 26, 2006, Blogger White Buffalo Woman Goes Singing said...

How many country and western singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the bulb, and the other four to sing (in four part harmony) how they LONG FOR THE OLD ONE!

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