Changing a lightbulb
Taken from an ACJC class blog... Hilarious like nuts...(Not by me hor. Anything not happy, settle with the ACJCians~)
Q: How many RJC students doesit take to change a lightbulb??
A: 4 whole faculties.
One fac to design the new bulb, one fac to test it out,
one fac to market it and one guy to write a stupid Email about lightbulbs.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school.....
to compete with RJC.........
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school.......
one to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb??
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs...
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change lightbulb??
A: None......they use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None.....only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate
(how do you think they're able to change it for AC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: They'd prefer it darker..........(hmmm...*raise eyebrow*)......
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None......Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry. ( not true hor!)
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: Would they bother??
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None.....they believe in praying for it. (hee hee~)
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None.....they are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: Huh, wat litebarb ...
Q: Dun you guys wonder who wrote this?
A: TJC!
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright already. (...)
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: F**K the lightbulb la, the principal will do something bout it.
let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
Q: How many MI students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: 100, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 99 to turn the ceiling.
CoW g0eS Mo0 m0o~! Mo0eD @ 1:00 pm
3 MoOeD~!!
wah! Protest man...
How many PJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
Ans: No one really cares. The lightbulb is not important as we're all too busy being angry with ACJC for being asses... oh, sorry. I forgot. They are all engineered that way.
anyways... I'm from PJC, and my sis is from ACJC.. I've nothing against any persons per se, but against anyone with less than half a brain... even though they put their balls up there willingly.
Bleah
hahahahahaaaa!!!
good one there (:
How many country and western singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to change the bulb, and the other four to sing (in four part harmony) how they LONG FOR THE OLD ONE!
http://whitebuffalowomangoessinging.blogspot.com/
Check out my blog to learn more about the future, the end of our civilization, and the beginning of a new humanity.
Post a Comment
<< Home